Given the things going on in Ohio over the next couple of days, perhaps Barack Obama shouldn’t be comparing the Ohio election process to the Chicago machine:
SUPPORTER 5: i would like to know what you can say to reassure us that this election will not be rigged or stolen? [applause] — or stolen? [applause]
SEN. OBAMA: it helps in Ohio that we have democrats in charge of the machines. but, look, i come from chicago. some want to be honest, it is not as if it is just republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. sometimes democrats have, too.
Turns out that there’s even some overlap between the Chicago and Ohio machines:
"Who are you voting for?" I asked another homeless man. "Baraaaack," he replied. "I want him to do his thang, you know, do his THUG THIZZLE, you know…"
As I started interviewing the homeless men, it became clear that their "buddies" who drove them to the polls were pushing quite an agenda. The homeless guys were being bribed with rides, food, and who-knows-what to go "vote."
My new THUG-THIZZLE friend told me that he wasn’t even from Ohio and that he was getting on a Greyhound to go back to Chicago. Yet he was voting in one of the key battleground states? How was that fair?
And how was he going to get to the Greyhound station? His "friend" that had brought him to the poll promised to take him wherever he wanted… the only problem was, his friend appeared to be long gone.
At this point, I was disgusted that the organizations seemed to be exploiting the homeless. But I was even more disgusted when they flat out admitted it.